Vinyl Record

Germany → USA
Postage: 1 €
Arrived: Yes
Comment: —

Schallplatte

Outrage! Outrage!
I did it! I adjusted an EP record to the most mail-liked shape (no circles!) and sent it. This works in Germany as well as abroad.

Wrapping paper of a slice of salami

Hungary → Germany
Postage: 210 Forint
Arrived: Yes
Comment: —

Wursteinpackpapier

Sometimes you just have to send what is lying in front of you. In this case – after an improvised lunch on my journey – it was a wrapping paper of a slice of salami.

Condom

Germany → Germany
Postage: 0.45 Euro
Arrived: No
Comment: —

kondomfront

Unfortunately it didn’t achiev it’s aim. Maybe it was to small, maybe the post office clerk was a strict Catholic..

Knitting

Germany → Germany
Postage: 45 (Euro)/Cent
Arrived: No
Comment: —

strickkarte

A handmade, knitted card. The text was written on applied fabric.
Have a look at the cute dinasaur stamp!

Paint!

Germany → Germany
Postage: 45 (Euro)/Cent
Arrived: Yes
Comment: —

Farbflecken

Just throw the leftover of you last painting session on a piece of foil and let it dry. Then attach a stamp, write your text and the card ready to send.

Wooden-fastfood-fork

Germany → Germany
Postage: 45 (Euro)/Cent
Arrived: No
Comment: —

pommespiekser

We got the idea while eating french fries. We didn’t sent a used one, though.

Seed donation

Germany → Germany
Postage: 45 (Euro)/Cent
Arrived: Yes
Comment: —

Samenspende

That’s actually a wordplay that unfortunately just makes sense in German (In German the word “Same” means both: seed and sperm).
The card is a plastic bag containing cotton wool and cress seeds. If you water it, it’ll grow.